The Cocoanuts

No, this is not about the eponymous Marx Brothers movie but about half-a-dozen or so cocoanut plants that I'd like to give away.

It will

• be on a first-come first-served basis (yes, a FIFO queue with, let's say, toss-of-the-coin tie-resolution!)
• have to be dug up and carted away by you

Any charitable, tree-loving, exnora-ish organizations welcome!